What are the 3 lies a Texan will always tell?
(1) I won this belt buckle at a rodeo!
(2) My pick-up is paid for!
(3) I was just helping that SHEEP over the fence!
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes…- Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!' Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.'
- A known criminal walks into a restaurant on a cold Sunday morning. The owner immediately calls the cops on the criminal. While he is being dragged out by the cops he asks the owner "is this how you treat your customers, are cops the only thing on the menu". The owner replied with just one…
An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years. A member of the audience jumped to his feet and cried out in panic, "What? What did you say?!" The environmentalist solemnly repeated, "I said if we…
