What does it mean if you were born in September? That your parents started the new year with a bang!- A known criminal walks into a restaurant on a cold Sunday morning. The owner immediately calls the cops on the criminal. While he is being dragged out by the cops he asks the owner "is this how you treat your customers, are cops the only thing on the menu". The owner replied with just one…
- A teenager tells his father, “There’s water in my car’s carburetor.” The father looks confused and says, “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” But the son insists, “I’m telling you, there’s water in the carburetor.” His father is starting to get a little nervous. “You don’t even know…
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum…
