Grandpa: So what will you do for a living now that you earned your bachelor's degree?
Grandchild: I'm a model during the week, I'm a DJ in the weekends and an influencer by contract
Grandpa: I remember when I just graduated I was also unemployed son, be patient.
Mary had a little lamb she shot it with a gun she sold it to McDonald's and now its on a bun.
Hi darling, i just met the postman. He told me he made love with all girls in the neighbourhood exept one. That must be our neighbour Carol, nobody anyway likes her. What?- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead,…
The 40-year old says: "When my wife and I were just married, we'd do it every single day. Any position you could imagine. But now I'm lucky if we can average once a week". The 60-year old man responds: "Once a week? Just wait till you get to my age. Once a month is what I consider an active sex…