A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell.
The Devil summons them and says: “Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian Hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you’ll have to eat a bucket of shit every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it’s 2 buckets.”
The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one.
In a week or so they meet.
The Russian asks: “So, what’s it like out there?”
“Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of shit is killing me. And you?”
“Ah, it feels just like home – either the shit doesn’t get delivered or there aren’t enough buckets for everyone.”
