- Where are you from, private?
- Sir, St. Petersburg
- Oh, I'm from there too. Who's your father?
- Sir, my father is President Vladimir Putin.
- That is impossible, how can that be?
- Sir, people always say that President Putin is father of our country.
Surprised but pleased, Putin tell the recruit:
- That actually makes sense, but really who's your mother then?
- Sir, my mother is Russia.
- How so?
- Because people always say Russia is mother of all people, all ethnic, all nation.
Laughing out loud, Putin's liken the new recruit with great hope and ask him friendly.
- Spectacular private, what role model do you want to become?
- I want to be an orphan, sir.