A sports car is driving in Amish country. He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an Amish man comes riding by in a horse and buggy. The Amish man stops and asks, "Would you like some help, English?". The man quickly says he would, and just as quickly the Amish man dismounts and ties his horse to the car. "Alright Nelly, pull!". The horse remains motionless. "Now you Chester, Pull!". The horse again, does nothing. "Come Blacky, pull!". Finally the horse takes some steps and effortlessly pulls the car out of the ditch and back onto the road. "Woah, Blacky, that's good!", the Amish man calls and the horse stops. The motorist shakes the Amish man's hand and says, "I really appreciate the help, but why did you call that horse by three different names?" "Oh, the Amish man says, that horse is blind. He's easily strong enough to do it, you see, but if he thought he was doing it alone he wouldn't even try."
A blonde is at a magical staircase that’s 100 steps high. At the top of the stairs are untold riches, but in order to get to the top, you have to hear a joke from each individual stair and not laugh. If you laugh at any joke, you can’t go any higher. The jokes start off lame, but get…
A Doberman, a Golden Retriever and a cat died and met God. God said to them, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.” The Doberman said, “I’ll protect you with my life.” God said, “You can sit at my right side.” The Golden Retriever said, “I will fetch your slippers and anything else you ask me…
