About Bees

 

Once the Bodybuilder Bee left his wife. She called a friend for a shoulder to cry on, and she rushed over with chocolate and two bottles of wine.
As they were sitting there, talking and drinking, the now-ex wife said „I still don’t understand it. He said the reason was because he wanted to be a pastor?“
Her friend replied „Well, he’s always been a strong bee-leaver.“

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