Vacation in Moscow

A couple goes on vacation to Moscow. One night they decide to take a horse and buggy sight-seeing. They get in a carriage and the driver introduces himself as Rudolf. Off they go. Unfortunately, the weather turns foul on them. "Darn. It looks like rain," the husband says. "No. Is drizzle," says the driver. "Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a full rain," says the husband. "No! Is drizzle!" the driver repeats, louder now. "Honestly, we should have brought our umbrellas. This is definitely rain!" the husband repeats. The driver stops the horse. He turns and points angrily. "No! Is drizzle!" The husband is about to argue, but his wife stops him. "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
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