Three men were buried under a landslide in China. They're inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still have cell phone connection. The first man made a phone call to the police: "I'm a good citizen and husband, please come save us!" The police tell him they will come for them in 24 hours The second man made a phone call to the army: "Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!" The soldier tell him they will come for them in 12 hours The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two man can't hear Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued A group of police officer walks up to the weary men: "Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?"